I came across a kitten in the park and it started playing with the laces on my boot. Cuteness ensued.
GENTLE AND APPROACHABLE PUNKS DOING CUTE THINGS IS KILLING ME SOFTLY
"Hello, giant rooster man, you have strings on your feets, I must eat them …"
So. It turns out that this photo was used in someone’s English presentation, I have had people I haven’t seen in years message me going “Hey I just saw a picture of you on tumblr” and I have in fact had one person recognise me in the street from this. This is it. This is the pinnacle of my fame. Get my autograph now before I do a Lindsay Lohan and end up in rehab.